Friday, September 11, 2009

Intentions

Despite all the fuckers who have come before me and especially all their fuckerness, they are here and attempting to make these questions. I am full of intentions, as I assume most people are, but many are willing to do more to present themselves to this electronic world. That'll change, I hope. These fuckers oughta shut up, and I oughta enter this place. It is useful, no doubt.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Castle Kingside

Some douche in Honolulu is using the name "Castle Kingside". I say douche because he describes himself as "a loving husband" and proud member of the United States Air Force, and he writes on the internet about worrying about promotions. He is excited to wear an extra stripe. Meanwhile, I am having trouble determining how to be available.